Skit (Task B) - Confucius
@ 3:25 PM
History Skit (Task B):
Characters:
Nicole (N) - Outcaste
KaiQi (KQ) - King/Ruler
Xinying (XY) – Servant of King
Hazel (H) – Warrior of King
Edina (E) – Outcaste
Scene 1:
The 2 outcastes are sitting, side by side, looking at the moon. (N+E)
E: (wipes head with tie) Have you ever wondered what the universe is like, the moon for example? One day man will be able to go space, trust me.
N: Yes they will, in time the technology will be so advanced going to space will be simple.
E: I’ve got all these wonderful ideas milling around inside my head. Pity we’re stuck in the caste. *Sighs* (wipe face again)
N: Speaking of it, it is time to continue working. Come on, carry the bucket of night-soil bucket.
E: (pretends to lift up a heavy imaginary bucket and two outcasts walk to the side of the class) [out of the scene]
Scene 2:
Dumb rich king in his king chamber. (the other side of the moon) (KQ, XY, H)
KQ: What is that big white circle thing up there?
H: That is the moon, your majesty.
KQ: Aaaahhh… the moon. (trying to look like he understands) But, what is this… this moon?
H: Moon, your majesty. It is… umm… it is… err… (While the two are speculating, the lowly servant lifts his head and says in a soft voice)
XY: If you pardon me, your majesty and sir, the moon is the fifth largest satellite in the solar system, and the largest moon in the solar system relative to the size of its planet, a quarter the diameter of the Earth, and 1/8 its mass, and is the second densest satellite.
KQ: (Angry that a lowly servant answered his question) Did I ask you? No! Kaivinashgan?!
H: Yes, your majesty?
KQ: Take this… (looks XY up and down) THING away to the dungeons for 10 days.
H: Yes your majesty. (gives XY a haughty cruel look) Come on, THING. (holds XY’s arms and leads her to the side.
Scene 3:
Kings takes a walk through the village. (In the morning) (KQ and Hazel)
KQ: Kaivinashgan?!Take me to see the moon thing last night now!
H: But your majesty, the moon does not come out in the morning! Perhaps tonight?
KQ: NO! I want to see it now! The nonsense about it that it is not coming out now is rubbish! Remember, your life is in my hands. Hmmm… an execution tomorrow… sounds good… Maybe I can arrange one now!
H: No, no, no your majesty of course you may see the moon.
(Both walk to the side of the class)
Scene 4:
Two outcastes squatting down on the streets, meet the king. (N, E, KQ and H)
E: No, no, no, no, the formula is not that way…
N: Yes it is… you see, here… and here (draws on the floor with finger)
E: That is plain wrong! This is the way… yes, this, you add to this, square it, multiply it, and it should lead to this… (scribbling on the floor)
KQ: (walking nearby) Kaivinashgan?! Where is the moon? I can’t see it (looks around high and low)
H: Your majesty, it’s simply not in the sky right now. Come on, we’ll see it tonight.
KQ: NO! Tonight is too late! I want to see it NOW!
N & E: (lifts their heads and gasp) The king! *whisper* E lifts up the bucket and nudge N to follow) Try to creep as softly as possible.
KQ: (looks their way)
N & E: (keeps their heads down, kneel and stay still, not moving)
KQ: What are you 2 doing here?! OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! Kaivinashgan?!
H: Yes your majesty?
KQ: Take this dirt away to the executing chamber! I’ll have their heads off by evening today.
H: Yes, your majesty. (looks at N&E with disgust) Come, try to run away and the gods will punish you DIRT definitely.
N&E: (stand up slowly and follow 3 meters behind the king and the warrior, do not lift their heads)
All go to the side of the class.
Scene 5:
The King back in his chamber. (KQ & H)
KQ: Haha, now that the 2 are executed…
H: Your majesty, all those pariahs are a nuisance. Why not execute them all?
KQ: Because, we need them to do our dirty jobs…
H: Oh yeah, your majesty.
KQ: Kaivinashgan?! I suspect the…the moon is made of white cheese. See, look at its shape and the dark spots on it and …and…well it is white…Go get it for me.
H: HUH?
~ THE END ~
Labels: Conficus